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Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (3474)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:43pm - work - by FMarinasL (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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If you knew she didn't have a job, why did you expect her to pay you back?

#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:37am by adropofpeace

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YDI for lending money to someone who is clearly unable to pay you back :/

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:37am by nicoleadrigiz

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