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Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

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FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

#1 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:15pm by sarah2144

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I would record it until I obtained several hours of him shitting. Then you can put together a relaxation CD and name it "The Beautiful Sounds of Shitting." It's scientifically proven fact that the sounds that someone makes while shitting is therapeutic and good for the soul.

#10 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:22pm by every1luvsboners

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