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Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.
Make a tally every time he goes then show him his score at the end of the week. If you turn it into a game it won't seem so bad.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014