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Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.
I would record it until I obtained several hours of him shitting. Then you can put together a relaxation CD and name it "The Beautiful Sounds of Shitting." It's scientifically proven fact that the sounds that someone makes while shitting is therapeutic and good for the soul.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Saturday 1 March 2014