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Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22279) - you deserved it (4867)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -

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Fucking win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

#2 - On 04/22/2011 at 10:09am by marinus

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+28 | 19

wear Velcro next time lol

#7 - On 04/22/2011 at 10:12am by mariazzz

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+7 | 5

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