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Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

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dude ive heard my little sisters friends say fuck off and shes only 11...i don't think hearing the fuck word is really going to ruin anybody...fuck

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

haha, I saw something really similar happen a few weeks ago. i was at my brother & sister's school awards night, and the class president was giving her valedictory address. After the first page, she turned over and obviously it was not the page she was expecting. She hesitated, flicked another page or so, shuffled her entire pile of papers (looked like about 4 pages), then said into the mic "sorry, I'll just be a moment"; shuffled the papers again, and obviously forgetting she had an uber-sensitive mic less than 12 inches from her face, muttered "sh*t" in front of probably about 800 students, parents, teachers, dignitaries, families & friends etc. She obviously didn't realise until a second later when everybody laughed. Upon hearing the laugh, her eyes widened, she looked up from her papers to look at the audience, and her hand flew up in front of her mouth. She stood like that for a good ten to fifteen seconds while we laughed again. She ended up going on with her speech, obviously having completely lost the page she was looking for. F her L.

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You just gave those kids about a month's worth of education in a single syllable. If I think of all the stuff I learned in school, only a few are more important than the F-word. I carry it with me every day and I use it like a linguistic Swiss Army knife. FML? STFU? WTF? Check, check and check. I've never used synthetic division in the real world, but we wasted a few days on that.

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Very true, Perdix. I doubt those kids will ever need to draw a diagram of the Loop of Henle in the real world, but they'll be able to tell co-workers, spouses, and maybe even their own kids one day, to go fuck themselves. Now that's ejakashun!

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flying_vegan, you misspelled ejakashun. It's ejmakashun! Seriously, a friend told me about how when she enrolled her daughter in an Alabama school the principal told her that her daughter would get a good ejmakashun.

I really dont have to say much considering you used the word i was thinking of for you as your name,and 'omg u have messed up life as those kids saw it,you might as well have said Santa was a fake'

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