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Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

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dude ive heard my little sisters friends say fuck off and shes only 11...i don't think hearing the fuck word is really going to ruin anybody...fuck

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

haha, I saw something really similar happen a few weeks ago. i was at my brother & sister's school awards night, and the class president was giving her valedictory address. After the first page, she turned over and obviously it was not the page she was expecting. She hesitated, flicked another page or so, shuffled her entire pile of papers (looked like about 4 pages), then said into the mic "sorry, I'll just be a moment"; shuffled the papers again, and obviously forgetting she had

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Y were u saying it in the first place? No one says f**k if they forget something they try to rememBer it. Plus, 300 kids in primary school know it now.

who the heck uses the word "whilst"? thats like "this morning 'whilst' wakeing up, I learned that you're retarded..." It just doesn't work :P

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uhhh and who uses the word "wakeing"? look whos the retaaaard. whilst is a fine word maybe dumbass people are too dumb to use it :P !

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We say it in Australia, where the poster is from. We also say "amongst". My American friends love that one.

You just gave those kids about a month's worth of education in a single syllable. If I think of all the stuff I learned in school, only a few are more important than the F-word. I carry it with me every day and I use it like a linguistic Swiss Army knife. FML? STFU? WTF? Check, check and check. I've never used synthetic division in the real world, but we wasted a few days on that.

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Very true, Perdix. I doubt those kids will ever need to draw a diagram of the Loop of Henle in the real world, but they'll be able to tell co-workers, spouses, and maybe even their own kids one day, to go fuck themselves. Now that's ejakashun!

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flying_vegan, you misspelled ejakashun. It's ejmakashun! Seriously, a friend told me about how when she enrolled her daughter in an Alabama school the principal told her that her daughter would get a good ejmakashun.

I really dont have to say much considering you used the word i was thinking of for you as your name,and 'omg u have messed up life as those kids saw it,you might as well have said Santa was a fake'

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