bham boy
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Stick hot mess
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Zanna
Today, a job candidate I was interviewing took a drink of water, and let it dribble down her chin and shirt while making fixed eye contact with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
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Boozy
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Honest
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Anonymous
Double take
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
KLM
Manchester, United Kingdom
Am I hired?
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Candidatedayy
Albuquerque, United States
Brain freeze
Today, I finally got an interview with my dream company. Everything went perfectly until the interviewer asked if I had any questions. I tried to say, "What do you enjoy most about working here?" Instead, I somehow asked, "Why do you still work here?" FML
Cup_of___
United States
Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
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SayItNicely 0
Did you get it?
lazerdude07 0
you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast
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SayItNicely 0
Did you get it?
Siren2 0
1- The job or the milk?
ImaWiseGuy 5
at least you didn't ask for a cold beer....
ImaWiseGuy 5
even tho that would probably relax you a lil more than bottle of milk....
443mimi 0
OMG lmao !!
abeastmuffin 1
oh my gracious siren u got a new profile :D
HollyoaksFan93 9
Whats wrong with milk?(:
JessicaIsabel 0
#71 only babies and toddlers drink bottles of milk, that I know of.
JessicaIsabel 0
#78*
piemasterp 8
#104, you can get glass bottles of milk. Before there wer jugs of milk, the milkman would bring bottles to your door, and he would return to get them when you were done.
JessicaIsabel 0
I assumed OP meant a baby bottle.
piemasterp 8
Maybe it was that xD That would make it way funnier. Yes you trolls, funnier is a word.
13Lina97 0
104 - Milk is only for babies? Stfu. I bet you drink milk with cereal :L It's not just for babies, idiot.
Boothroid 0
milk was a bad choice
ammmeor 4
i still have a milkman...
zowieandzander77 1
Baxter!
JosherMan 0
He said mike in bottles is for babies,I.e. baby bottles.
urdirtyolduncle 15
This reminds me of the hilarious scene from, "Catch Me if You Can," where Frank is impersonating a pilot in the cockpit and the stewardess asks him if he'd like something to drink, after others order alcohol, he replies, "M-Milk?"
thebano 4
milk is actually not good for teens and adults, let alone cows milk which only calves should drink
legitasaurusrex 0
#168 STFU. its very healthy for you. you're probably just lactose intolorent and shoving your misfortune on those of us who love milk.
Snookie123Babe 0
lol
Rikki27 5
#171 actually u are the one who should stfu. milk gets less healthy for u as u grow older because your bones are mostly developed and it starts to take nutrients out of ur bones. next time u try to shut someone down, don't get ur info from a "got milk" ad which is payed to make milk seem healthy for everyone
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Just give him the malk Josh!!
RileyL29 0
hahaha!!
Oiliver 0
wow... and I thought people from America were dumb
nissa0909 16
#171 Its actually not at all. How about you look up some actual facts instead of believing every bullshit of a lie you hear on tv. Just because you grew up hearing it doesnt mean its true.
lazerdude07 0
you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast
carcinogan 0
holy cow that is hilarious hahaha
Saidar_fml 3
i see what you did there
yourlifesucks24 0
lemme guess **** interview ? lol
JojoChuo 8
Lol!! Oh dear >)
SeaChicken 0
wow is it just me or did the quality of the posts drop down faster than a brick through air since there'a a voting-system?
Gauz 3
boobs
dre_bro11 12
56, as confusing as your comment is, are you only ever on the FML iPhone app? Cause I'm pretty sure the voting systems been around on the FMyLife website for a while....
F14Shado 0
71 they have been, on both mobile and the sitez
j_cat187 20
go ask ur gf
SeaChicken 0
71 as confusing it is to me you do not seem to understand my comment (i admit, i had one tiny typo in there but if that made you go 'aaaah me no understand!!!!'- you're special.) Yes i only use my iphone for fml. And this comment thing on my fml-app is only a few days old. And it seems comments are even lamer now then they used to be IMHO.
LifeOfPi 0
win!
natirixoxo 0
56 I agree. low quality posts today
ktbird 0
Comments, voting, and moderating have been on the official FML app for quite some time, at least a year I'd say.
SeaChicken 0
Voting on the posts people make in here, as in voting on the comments on the post (you still following?) is a completely new thing in my app here.
iamtwiggyme 0
The thumbs up-thumbs down voting on the iPhone is only a couple days old.
chlorinegreen 27
I've always been able to vote and comment on the app. I've had it for months. maybe it's just new to you.
gb_chrs 2
he meant voting for the COMMENTS
lemoncows 2
you mean the thumb up/down thing? I don't like it either :T
dre_bro11 12
SeaChicken, I know the comment voting feature was just added to the FML app, but I used to go on the FMyLife website every now and then, and I would see comments which were buried due to low votes, which leads me to say, the voting system has been around for a while on the actual site. You can't make an iPhone app for a website and straight off add every feature into it. Look at the FB (don't mean to advertise Mods) app. They just added the 'Remove Friends' feature to their app, but it's been on the site for ever. Just correct me if I'm wrong though, I might have been using a different site than the rest of you...
mischiefkel 17
#2 that's classic!
Tuesdays76 0
Ha just talking faster than you were thinking?
DropDead77 11
Good luck on the call back
tsim_fml 0
its 4/20 just admit u were high as ****
raytaybinks 0
cuz that would be a good impression on the interviewer
jessthebest3 0
OP could get a callback, if the interview was for a milk factory.
Carpy 8
soooooo your life sucks because.......
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
good thing you said a bottle of milk. imagine how f'd your life would have been if you said a bottle of beer.
FallinngForYoux3 6
LOL.
Leo518 0
lmao. this is funny. did u also ask for Oreos?
chrstygrl06 10
I would have!
Oreo_Cookie813 0
Nom om nom wat?... yeah me too
hockeyrocks39 0
LMAO!!!!
FallinngForYoux3 6
hahaha!
Yung23 0
lmfao
iLazy 0
Because you must drink 250ml of milk a day to prefer osteoporosis and you didn't meet the quota today.
iLazy 0
*prevent*
flickyourbic1223 7
Autocorrect has a sense of humor.
NineFishMffns_fml 0
^ lol!!
hockeyrocks39 0
^^^#24 LMAO!!!
Livinia 11
That was pretty stupid of you, OP, not specifying what type of milk you would like. There are plenty of options: low fat, no fat, high calcium, high protein, soy, light skim, omega 3, folate, extra dollop.. etc.
Suadmonkey 0
faag
mazzera_fml 7
i think he just wants milk that taste like real milk
flickyourbic1223 7
17 That is one classy photo for someone with SUCH a strong grasp of sarcasm.
mazzera_fml 7
this photo is from the manabar! oh and if you were from australia you would know what my comment meant...
MerNoEngrush 0
only %2 fat. haha good old pura adds
whatfml 0
haha I'm was thinking i knew that list from somewhere. obviously good advertising!
hardcore1414 0
are you really going to call him a fag? if it was a typo then don't listen but your probably some moron who is 12 and sit in the corner masterbating....please, I don't call people those names over a computer/IPod. As you would say, TROLL.
whatfml 0
oh and 17 is manabar anygood? I've been meaning to check it out!
weetbixkid 1
hate that old bitch and that ad though it's not as bad as the brut deodorant ads
CheckMyProfile 17
Did you forget the flavoured milk? XD
dre_bro11 12
74 you just wrecked it! YouTube the Pauls Smarter Milk ad Australia if you don't understand what they're talking about.
monkeysinatree 6
lol at the people who don't know it's about the ad :P
JessicaIsabel 0
LOL I loved that ad, just sayin'
aussie_gemini 5
you all made my day! :) I'm loving all the Aussies on here, now when we say something that only we'd get... we come in my numbers lol