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Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17307) - you deserved it (50131)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Your American boss probably won't know there is a Prime Minister of Canada.

#2 - On 03/16/2011 at 1:52pm by canadapresch

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Did ya get the job?(:

#1 - On 03/16/2011 at 1:51pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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