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Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36434) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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What a creep! Fucking managers always siding with customers. The customer is not always right!

#10 - On 03/09/2011 at 6:22am by Miss_Random

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can I slap u too? I can use $25.

#8 - On 03/09/2011 at 6:17am by ghjgghj

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