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Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
Um, I hope you went to help. I'm no fan of blood, asses, or bosses, but it's really some human decency. Fuck your life and all, but fuck her life even more. How humiliated do you think she was that she had to call you for help?
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