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Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31471) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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I would've asked for a raise first.

#1 - On 02/28/2011 at 4:08pm by CaptainPickles72

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You did something nice. I'm sure she really appreciated it. Think about if you needed help. Would you want someone to complain or be sympathetic?

#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 4:12pm by chrstygrl06

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