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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5461) - you deserved it (51716)

On 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm - work - by parker1993 (man) - United States

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you are pathetic

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 5:26pm by robc32ca

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being selfish came back to bite your ass.

#2 - On 02/03/2011 at 5:26pm by bhara

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