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Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31685) - you deserved it (3183)

On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should have told her to get a home.

#5 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:11am by TheComputerGuy96

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lol the irony XD

#1 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:05am by massie21492

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