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Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 7:21am - work - by sick (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Perhaps just explain the situation? "Well, actually, I was just diagnosed with a stomach ulcer. I know I haven't been at my best lately, but I'll try to step it up." Sometimes a little explanation goes a long way -_-;;

#2 - On 01/06/2011 at 10:11am by sawneybean48

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Fyl brah. Just tell your boss what's happening because of your job

#3 - On 01/06/2011 at 10:14am by seldom66

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