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Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20877) - you deserved it (10160)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:34am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How was the tip?

#2 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:04am by Wasadasad

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WHY do some people insist on going to work when they're sick? It's counter-productive. I don't want your germs and I'm pretty sure not many others do either. ydi

#3 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:15am by lifes_a_b1tch

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