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Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16420) - you deserved it (9085)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:34am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How was the tip?

#2 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:04am by Wasadasad

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+5 | 5

You should suck it off him.

#1 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:04am by BluewaffleFTW

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+4 | 6

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