sleepy
Norway
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
11 months of waiting, and now THIS!?
Imus, Philippines
Touching grass
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
do you want a bag
Surrey, Canada
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
fishyrael
East Lansing, United States
Spooky season
Today, I took a nap before work. I had a harrowing nightmare in which I was chased by a murderer and the ghosts of his victims at my job. I then woke up to go to work, where I work the night shift, completely alone. FML
Fuckup
Naples, United States
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
sick not siiiick
Australia
Chronic
Today, after years of being unable to work because of chronic illness, I finished my second week of a new job. I'm so utterly and completely wiped out, I don't know if I can continue. FML
Anonymous
Italy
I don't want to do this anymore…
Today, I was in charge of my team at work but I asked for a demotion, because I was so stressed that I started having nightmares. I feel like everyone freaked out after quarantine. FML
Anonymous
Let me sleep!
Today, I'm freshly unemployed and so exhausted from my former job that I can actually really use the rest. Too bad that, for reasons ranging from cat noises to period emergencies, I have woken up at 6 a.m. for 4 days in a row now. FML
Sotired
Medford, United States
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Anonymous
Saint Paul, United States
Stress level: 2020
Today, after pushing myself really hard all week to find a new job, I was looking forward to having a nice relaxing weekend with my family. Nope, I got a migraine and can barely function, but also can't sleep. FML
sleepy and scared
Sleep tight
Today, it's been four straight nights of terrible nightmares. I’m afraid to go to sleep. FML
Top comments
SHORTstopp99 5
I have nightmares about school sometimes...
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
if you have a job that is so bad you have nightmares might be time to look for something alittle less stressful
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kjbrown25 0
Have fun at work =D
hellokat1 0
Is your job really that bad?
DudeImBetter 0
Two week holiday? That's dope that Norway has a two week holiday. It's probably a party holiday too since you came back so exhausted. Sucks that you now have work tho.
talb1 7
Dude, you know that America isn't the only country that celebrates Christmas right?
iSnowboard 0
lol I don't think he's traveled much. I'm guessing op works as a mailman
Nena713 0
What you two idiots failed to realize is that #27 is talking about the OP has a job that gives a two week holiday break. That's unusual, unless it's vacation time. I have yet to see a company give workers two weeks holiday break. You either take one or two days off for thanksgiving, Christmas, new year, etc. Some jobs you have to pick which holiday you want to take off, because you have to work during one of the holidays.
octinate 17
because of the bank holidays I got the whiole week off for Xmas (I'm in England) but I think he meant two week holiday as in 2 week vacation..in England and places we call "vacation" a "holiday"
Allstarr23 1
Grow the **** up
SHORTstopp99 5
I have nightmares about school sometimes...
BahahahLOL 0
I'm gonna pummel you when school starts... DWEEB!
iSnowboard 0
I have nightmares about polemon and that tanned guy
R34luver 5
47 do u not understand the joke?
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
if you have a job that is so bad you have nightmares might be time to look for something alittle less stressful
AZMarine 0
Like a homeless person! thats what they should do. get hired a homeless person. BOOM, problem solved!
unidentified_sta 5
No home but freezing weather. No food. At mercy of everyone on the streets. Just like a video game, except without the game or enjoyability.
gripen629 3
time for a new job
meraseaside 0
agreed
HSOMGF 5
A sure sign you need to quit. No job is worth all that stress.
mintcar 10
Do you strip for a living? Because there's really nothing to be afraid of. XD
JuuuusssstFML 0
umm I think it's time for a new job
danii1996 0
people shud do wat they love doin something ther good at it ...that way u avoid nightmares
octinate 17
what if they love / are good at pogo sticks?
helloletsgo 0
The things most people wish they could do for a living is usually really competitive and stressful to get into or you don't get paid unless you're ridiculously good at it. From my experience anyway.
mejiiaa 0
wth? whats your job ? garbage man ?
blondeandhot 0
Time for a new job?