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Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26752) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Take your revenge by throwing some of that freezing cold water in his face. He won't be able to see who threw it in the dark, and he can't call for help. :)

#8 - On 12/15/2010 at 1:11pm by DahkLohd

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haha, thats pathetic....tell him you want some of his bonus money!!

#2 - On 12/15/2010 at 12:58pm by 4bidden

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