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Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

#7 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:19am by alaaloo

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Well, if he was able to least he died happy?

I'd rather die peacefully in the grass somewhere while looking up at the sky one last time or something instead of dying in a hospital or in a car crash or in some other sad way.

#8 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:21am by Wilhelma

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