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When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.
Jesus, people... Divorce should not be the immediate reaction to every little thing the husband/wife does. The divorce rate is so high already. There's a nifty little activity you can do together called "talking it out".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.