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Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (4016)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

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When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.

#8 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:09am by Michigan_Girl

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Jesus, people... Divorce should not be the immediate reaction to every little thing the husband/wife does. The divorce rate is so high already. There's a nifty little activity you can do together called "talking it out".

#21 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:32am by loveurlifeJK

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