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Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:28am - work - by anonymous-canada -

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He was probably trying to help you get rid of the guy. It's kinda rude that you would than act like it was just as bad as some drunk idiot.

#8 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:11am by Grand_Cookie

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Aww, geez, he was just trying to help you out, OP… but it sounds like you're just an ungrateful bitch. I would have thanked him and moved on.

#19 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:51am by jinxthejinx

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