Work: Love is love

Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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Go away

By xharuki - 29/08/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 526

By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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You deserved it 646

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 272

By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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You deserved it 428

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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You deserved it 196

Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:11

He was probably trying to help you get rid of the guy. It's kinda rude that you would than act like it was just as bad as some drunk idiot.

jinxthejinx 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:51

Aww, geez, he was just trying to help you out, OP… but it sounds like you're just an ungrateful bitch. I would have thanked him and moved on.

Comments

zenti 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:49

If you're not happy with the results, then either choose a new excuse or lie, or just tell the guy that you're not interested and to piss off.

Michigan_Girl 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:00

You gotta do what you gotta do.

annasakki 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:26

i see op in alot of these fml's what does it mean?

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:44

OP = Original Poster or Original Prankster. Depends on what you're doing at the moment.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:13

I think Wally has rabies, which explains his ridiculous answer. OP stands for Ordinary Prometheus, referring of course to the brother of Atlas in Greek mythology who stole fire from Zeus and gave it to mankind and was thus a champion of man. Therefore anyone who is called OP is a champion, a winner, a man among men. You're welcome.

zanguard 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:52

Don't listen to them, OP = oversized penis!

annasakki 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:00

haha **** face

kei1108 13

Friday 6 January 2012 4:45

....... It really does mean Origibal Poster..

knight0748 5

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:11

OMG, your manage just help you got rid of the drunk, how dare he!

orangesodaftw 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:31

Next time, don't invent a boyfriend. Make sure you actually have one.

iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:01

I hate working with people for this reason. The drunks and degenerates have free access to come in and say what they want without you being able to hand their ass back to them. I always get the boob comments. Its so old...

eftup 9

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:03

fyl for thinking this was a fml. get a bf loser or go home with the drunk, either way fix us a damn sammich

whatyotalkinbout 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:01

get a real boyfriend, loser

xxMichaxx 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 21:36

he could have called yu out on a lie.... instead he lied to help yu get rid of some drunk loser... yu should be grateful, YDI for thinking your better than these two guys!