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Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (2833)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia

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Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!"
You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens."
Them: *looks horrified* *runs away*
You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!"
You: "FML."

#13 - On 10/16/2010 at 7:25am by Zebidee

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Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

#4 - On 10/16/2010 at 6:05am by FFML_314

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