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Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31060) - you deserved it (2633)

On 10/14/2010 at 6:10pm - work - by unloved - Australia (South Australia)

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Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

#3 - On 10/14/2010 at 7:03pm by lovestrong

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If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money.

With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

#29 - On 10/14/2010 at 7:19pm by perdix

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