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Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10563) - you deserved it (52341)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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