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Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML


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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Noo, he obviously picked up the phone and pretended to be speaking to his wife... heck he probably made up the wife thing to because he was embarrassed. Cause you know, everyone must think you are as good looking as you obviously do. :-P

#5 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:05am by Jimboom

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This seems to happen to me a lot. :$

#1 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:02am by tpea

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