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Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML


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On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Lol. good shot

#2 - On 09/30/2010 at 5:18pm by spzb

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Did it knock his toupée off?

Tell the exec he needs to make the same shot of he gets an "H." You called it, right?

#4 - On 09/30/2010 at 5:26pm by perdix

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