Work: Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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spzb 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:18

Lol. good shot

perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:26

Did it knock his toupée off? Tell the exec he needs to make the same shot of he gets an "H." You called it, right?

Comments

coolkidzrus 0

Friday 1 October 2010 3:55

Its not your fault they guy clearly missed the half-court pass.

skittesryummy98 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:25

haha that happened to my dad and they fired him

c0nfuzzled 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:29

Marvin_Android is a new type of troll -.- the new skroal?

iHOOT4Hooters 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:34

13- Nothing ever is accomplished when you comment, either. By the way, are you a fan of life? As for OP, you should have yelled at him for being in the way of the ball.

KrazieKleo 13

Friday 1 October 2010 5:42

Hahahaha, this is great!!! Seems like a legit fml lol

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 1 October 2010 6:23

Know what always goes through? Emails to the staff. -.-

thecrazyasian 3

Friday 1 October 2010 8:20

Ydi for not being able to hit your half court shots

o3livi0us1 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:47

it's an active gym where sports are played. There is, even if only minor, an expectation that something like this can happen. if they do anything but laugh, or the deal goes south because of it they're idiots, they shouldn't be in a position to male decisions in the first place.