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Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
why not go for some classic one-upmanship?
boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but i feel that i've signed this before."
op: "maybe i'm crazy, but i'm sure you didn't."
boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but you shouldn't talk to me like that. you're fired."
op: "fuck, it wasn't supposed to happen this way..."
but really, if your boss can throw down an excuse like that this time, what's to say she won't do it next time? and the next time? then you're out of a job...without being out of a job!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014