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Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML


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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

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Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...

#7 - On 09/23/2010 at 5:48pm by Rhianikki

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why not go for some classic one-upmanship?

boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but i feel that i've signed this before."
op: "maybe i'm crazy, but i'm sure you didn't."
boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but you shouldn't talk to me like that. you're fired."
op: "fuck, it wasn't supposed to happen this way..."

but really, if your boss can throw down an excuse like that this time, what's to say she won't do it next time? and the next time? then you're out of a job...without being out of a job!

|the kid|

#76 - On 09/23/2010 at 9:14pm by TheNewGuy03

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