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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5826) - you deserved it (17657)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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You're smart. I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.

#1 - On 09/15/2010 at 1:02pm by FFML_314

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Meanwhile, in a parking lot not to far away...

*Click* *Click* *HONK* *Click* *Click* *HONK*

#16 - On 09/15/2010 at 1:22pm by Triumvirate

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