By lifeguardlechery - 14/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 848
You deserved it 3 240

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To be fair, I did scream "OMG NO! GTF OFFAME!" at the time. It's just that there was no one around but him and me to hear it (it was really early). After that point in time he switched to verbal sexual harassment. =_=

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takeapieandrun 9

How is your life F'd? The way I see it, you cam file for sexual harassment and get compensation.

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rallets 22
ifyouseekamy666 0

oh wut a shame a guy was hitting on u... that's so not an fml!

mattmalin11 0

Lol, how many times are we gonna hear "inappropriately?"

45, you are an idiot. He was touching her against her will. That's an fml for sure.

I bet 45 doesn't get hit on tht often....

atticuz 2

Oh, don't mind him, he's just my husband. I'd rather him do that sort of stuff here, rather than behind my back. But whose life is really ****** up?

what does itt even mean? what is appropriate. these days?

No, someone has to be your superior at work and be harassing you to even begin to have a complaint...and usually the victim just gets revictimized for complaining...if there is no proof or witness, even worse, because then it is he said/she said.

I kind of want to know what the wife said to him later.

br00kr 22

Umm I think you need glasses cause that was 48.....

I can't decide whether you meant to call the man a character of ill reputable intention or a sac of clay pigeons.

* sack (sorry, 'sac' is the French word. it's still early)

I'd've called him a sick perverted bastard of a pidgeon.

takeapieandrun 9

How is your life F'd? The way I see it, you cam file for sexual harassment and get compensation.

and how often do those cases win. like never.

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5, love your username :) it sounds like a delicious plan OP: You and the wife should go bake some pies together and not share any with creepy-ass dude, while shooting evil glares at him. He will then surely be repentant of his ways. Nobody can resist pie.

ElMundio87 0

lol 22, you keep telling yourself that

actually I beleive those cases win just as must as they lose. And if there is security cameras there she'd definatly win

If she works at a pool, they'd need security cameras, in which case OP would win because she would have proof.

Being sexually abused and harassed at work isn’t just a bad afternoon and repeated abuse like that has long lasting effects. Then you believe that having to file a lawsuit, re-live the experience and fight that disgusting creep for a small sum of money makes up for having to go through that trauma in the first place? Believe me, money doesn’t make up for abuse.

Being sexually abused and harassed at work isn’t just a bad afternoon and repeated abuse like that has long lasting effects. Then you believe that having to file a lawsuit, re-live the experience and fight that disgusting creep for a small sum of money makes up for having to go through that trauma in the first place? Believe me, money doesn’t make up for abuse.

Yeah, not the best first day on the job. With all that drama I'd consider making it my last.

Cyrus00 41

Why should she change job because of him? If anything he should be the one finding a new one.

holaworld 0

at least she knows. she deserves to know that her husbands like that. sorry for her

rene22 18

Exactly! it's better than finding out a harder way!

hhheather 0

FYL and your female coworkers life for having a creep for a husband.

Graawr 7

FHL. Its good that she knows it now.

sevans 0

file for harassment plain and simple. oh and somehow idk since you're at a pool keep pepper spray close by