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Today, as I was ringing in a customer I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this I sniffed my hands because they had gotten wet and said to the customer, "Oh the can is leaking want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." I sniffed some customer's sweat. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well , since you thought the can was leaking , it must've smelled nice right ? (;

#1 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am by Madalena

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Actually, the reason why her sweat didn't stink is because she probably has palmar hyperhidrosis. People who sweat that much do not sweat the same sweat that regular people sweat. Basically, since they sweat so much, they sweat something very close to water. That sweat doesn't smell because it doesn't attract the bacteria on our skin that feeds off the sweat making it stink.

Cheers ;-)

#19 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:27am by sorayabeatris58

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