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Today, as I was ringing in a customer I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this I sniffed my hands because they had gotten wet and said to the customer, "Oh the can is leaking want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." I sniffed some customer's sweat. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well , since you thought the can was leaking , it must've smelled nice right ? (;

#1 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am by Madalena

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He was probably way more embarrassed about his sweat than how disgusted you were by it.

#11 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:39am by oohtoobad

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