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Today, as I was ringing in a customer I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this I sniffed my hands because they had gotten wet and said to the customer, "Oh the can is leaking want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." I sniffed some customer's sweat. FML

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (3766)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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