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Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15318) - you deserved it (1663)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:42am - work - by HM (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

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