When dinner is late By Lewis - 27/01/2019 00:30 FEED ME NOW! I agree, your life sucks 349 You deserved it 114 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 421 You deserved it 366
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 027 You deserved it 3 364
Today, after undergoing a rigorous diet and exercise program, I was proud of losing 65 lbs in 3 months. When my favorite client saw me gleaming from my results, she loudly exclaimed that, “all life is sacred.” She assumed I'd had an abortion. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 263 You deserved it 102
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 190 You deserved it 130 727
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 802 You deserved it 71 132
Today, I was on the road, driving home. Before I'd headed out, I'd scored six amazing large house plants for free. My kids picked them up for me, and delivered them to my dining room. My husband put them out on the patio for me, in the sun, and burned them. Bye bye $100+ in free plants. FML I agree, your life sucks 792 You deserved it 186
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 158 You deserved it 77
Today, I have to start wearing adult diapers because I can't stop peeing myself. I'm 22. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 804 You deserved it 316
Make your own ******* dinner!!
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