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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (7948)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:16am - work - by Debbie (woman) - United States (New York)

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Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:01am by funkfunnel

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that happened to me once. minus the job interview

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:05am by bobdole

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