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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.
you have two hands, cover with one and drive with the other....
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