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Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28095) - you deserved it (2606)

On 05/12/2010 at 4:07pm - work - by ab1e - United States (Louisiana)

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bad things happen to good people.

#6 - On 05/12/2010 at 7:17pm by naiboy93

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13:Whoops, sorry.I meant to agree with 1.I didn't mean I would keep it(:

#23 - On 05/12/2010 at 7:25pm by lexieeebby

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