Work: Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register....

By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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You deserved it 2 758

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 693

Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 19:00

Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML

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You deserved it 805

By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 4 638

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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You deserved it 45 185

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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You deserved it 4 232

naiboy93 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:17

bad things happen to good people.

playero 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 6:46

yes because good drivers check all their mirrors before reversing.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:22

Yikes! I'm sorry that you tried to be a good person and only ended up being metaphorically bitten on the butt by the universe.

lexieeebby 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:25

13:Whoops, sorry.I meant to agree with 1.I didn't mean I would keep it(:

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:27

What's a fafp?

epoh_fml 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:30

**** anti-flood protection. or dafp for damn AFP, etc.

CookiesNOJ 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:31

It's green and has many legs =$$ Take a guess.

lalagirl912 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:44

#31 welcome to the darkside.... are you suprised we lied about having cookies?

CookiesNOJ 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:55

You'll have to answer to the dark Lord for this whole plagerism thing now. *Takes bite out of apple*

Jessi_Rose96 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:38

I have that backgroud on my iPod! :)

JBmm 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:29

sucks for you. why do you go straight to FML when you should be worrying about your foot that got ran over by anyways.

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:37

Giving chase was your first mistake. I would have called the bank and told them the situation. Then if she really wants it, she'll come get it.

ToNstAAr 8

Thursday 13 May 2010 2:51

Lol sucks for you.

YouHaveFailed 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:02

If she stayed bak i hoped u screamed at her. If she drove off, its ok because u have her info. U Could sue her ass if she doesnt have insurance

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:27

I hope that she stopped. At least you know her full name if she didn't!

bojeffs 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:42

you shouldve just kept the card.

CountDuk 5

Thursday 13 May 2010 4:38

gosh that's funny as ****. FaF. lol

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