Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
by fat and broke / 06/28/2015 at 3:17am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
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You should have taken your nipple out. Make him question his sexuality.
#4 - On 06/29/2015 at 2:29am by tormcn
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He wasn't gay? Damnit.
#1 - On 06/29/2015 at 2:28am by Miss_Mandi
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