Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
by dmanrique / 10/04/2011 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
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#1 - On 10/04/2011 at 12:53pm by cheesenuggrt
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Quick, while he's still on the ground, kick him in the nuts, hard.
Boobs like him should never reproduce.
#8 - On 10/04/2011 at 12:57pm by NoNotTheFace
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