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Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by cain001 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover letter before I found out about the affair. I've been unemployed for almost two years. FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 10:55pm - work - by sucker (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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On 04/20/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by uglyorstupid (woman) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)
Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML
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Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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