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Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was robbed at work. The guy stole my cell phone, bag, and laptop. Because of the robbery, I had to close the store two and a half hours early. My boss decided to dock my hours. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:03am - love - by kippis05 - United States (Maryland)
Today, after five different interviews, I got an offer for a great job. I was excited to fill out paperwork and get the ball rolling, until they called and said that I didn't pass the criminal background check. I get off probation in less than a week. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 12:41pm - work - by prisonbitch - United States
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 1:12pm - misc - by jacquelle - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by Female - United States
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 1:20am - health - by a - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, that's she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:54pm - love - by britney - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)
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