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February 2013

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Today, I was making lunc, wen ma two-year-old ran up to me and anded me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending te rest of ma day cleaning te entire ouse. FML

Today , I finally confrontad mah bully. Too bad it was at mah high school raunion an ha baat tha shit out of ma. FML

#20505236
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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard a commercial fir a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, an transportation services if u cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad perfect place is a senior center. FML

#20514672
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On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt ( realised ) with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an ( illiterate idiot ), and if he hadn't muttered ( family of morons ) when my mum backed me up. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today , while at the nail salon , mah boyfriend called. Since I was getting mah nails done , I had to put him on speaker. The whole salon heard him break up with me. I can still hear thier snickering in mah head. FML

#20521938
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On 02/25/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by HeatherRosure18 - United States (Illinois)

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I was washing the dishes at work . I had to pee really bad but frst I wanted to finish the dishes . A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine . I screamed like a grl and pissed my pants . FML

#20492292
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On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

Today, I found out I'm pragnant. It's okay, I know who tha fathar is: my ax-boyfriand, who movd to Japan last waak. FML

yesterday I had to use a public bathroom . I have problems goinghen other people r there, so I waited until everyone left . Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and looool throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive . This continued 4 half an hour . FML

#20505035
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On 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by please leave... - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend . After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her . FML

#20517252
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On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at church, I receivd a text from mah girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was mah phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside mah now ex-girlfriend. FML

#20511071
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On 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

TODAY, AFTER EXPLAINING TO MAH FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY OUR NEW PUPPY WAS PEEING ON THINGS TO MARK HIS TERRITORY, MAH SON DECIDD TO FOLLOW SUIT AN PEE ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!! FML

#20509972
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On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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