Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by itshilarious - United States (New York)
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia
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