Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Bubs_fml 0
That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?
member0987654321 0
wtf?
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member0987654321 0
wtf?
Gibby_fml 0
he is obviously gay, cause only gay guys play wii. dump him. and fyl.
iazy9 14
**** YOU obama plays wii FUCKA
allanaskye 0
#202 that's not a good argument
InstantRanbowMix 0
**** blocked by the gayest gaming console out there. Ouch
ChaCerCam 14
A brain dead man who was selected to run this country plays Wii what's your point...
MetalMario38 9
If the Wii, the best-selling console, is gay, what does that make the Xbox 360?
EmiEvelyn 12
An even worse console? No one said they were entertaining
Tehalon 0
Sex with you doesnt pleasure him that much then i guess.
idontfkincare 0
wow that kids a **** if he sent u home for a wii game........wii sucks
nosympthy 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if i had the cash i would have done the same thing to my girlfriend. Sadly video games cost money and my girlfriend doesn't think much of me whoring myself off for cash. oh well
Bubs_fml 0
That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?
nlandcena 0
Oh-HO, here begins the console bashing! I love all these elitist fantards who see the Wii as a less-than mainstream console just because it doesn't have sex and violence and all the lovely little extras you get with a harder-working engine. I also love that they decide to shove their elitist bullhockey down everyone's throats. "Oh, Nintendo makes kids' games, they must suck, lol" seems to be the consensus among the idiotic mainstream. That just pisses me off. Congrats, you got GTA, now GTFO and lemme play mah Brawlz. ((Before you respond at all, I AM in a stable, healthy relationship. Yes, we are both gamers, though she less than me nowadays. Yes, our relationship is stable on all grounds. Yes, we've both done this. Yes, we're still together. No, we both don't have console prejudices (though she and I are Nintendo fantards 4 lyfe). Yes, I like all 3 consoles. L2G, nubs.))
mrstabbyface 0
no one cares what stupid console you or any body els likes every one got over loyalty to consoles when they realized the 360 breaks every 5 minutes the ps3 has no games and the wii can only spawn 3 zombies in dead rising
ASD_K 11
191 - more like every 5 years. My XBOX has only gotten RROD once, and it wasn't even because of the console. In dead rising on Wii, it can spawn hundreds of zombies. I've seen at least 300 games on PS3. Your argument is invalid.
helptheorphans 17
#187 chill
vsus98 22
#187 - Majestic as ****
Csoi 28
187 must be on tumblr. They overreact to everything.
AliSama 17
what game was it?
kieman 24
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celeron_fml 0
he got a wii? you're never going to have sex again... have a nice life :P
evanwilliams 4
Wow you must be very dull and unexceptional then.
vonstrangle 0
don't take it too personally, Wii is prretty fun
firefox42 0
Get him Wii fit and just play it in your underwear for him. That'll make it all better.
ZleveL 0
my imagination ran wild when I read that 8=====3 BONER
gDwane 0
what's wrong with the head of yur boner there, pardner?
MCart_fml 0
He can't do two things at once?
jar_89 0
oh that is sick... about like the post that says someone's boyfriend stops having sex to get a doughnut then comes back and eats it while having sex....