Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
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fbirem 2
Did you at least "get the apple store"?
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
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Jmarvin08 0
yes #1 and hahaha
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
uthinkurfunny 0
very awkward and ydi for not taking the disc out after u were "done" with it
ReyEr9412 0
YDI for watching **** on a cd.
Nicksaysheyyy 0
op Is a girl
kniffen 0
some girls use ****
ttt6973 3
Hawkward
JGunit 0
so what everyone watches it
seenyou 3
not everyone watches **** . this doesn't mean I don't :D but I'm just stating a fact
SmokinGuns 13
I'd rather read then watch ****. Then again I'm not single. :)
Dreamer5393 21
Same here. It's just not as great as the real thing. I'm glad I'm not single
carliexobon 0
I literally just laughed out loud.. haha that must have been very embarrassing.
AnneFTW 17
YDI for having it in there XD & #5 - Not everyone watches **** LOL
dirtyhippie 0
Thought I got redirected to a 12 year olds MySpace when I read that. **** isnt a multi billion dollar industry because its rare you know. Laaame fml.
ZiggyMorrison 0
#7 Almost every guy who doesnt have a girlfriend does but wasting money on buying it? thats rather odd unless your into specific things which is understandable but who cares its just a mac guy not like it was your mommy or anything
rushgirl 6
op is a girl
who_else00 12
Anddddd????
sparda4355 0
When I worked at Circuit City this old lady brought in a VCR with a tape stuck in it... I got the tape out, and well, it was ****! Having to hand her back the VCR and the TAPE was basically the funniest thing I've ever had to do! and OP sorry bud, but this isn't an FML... He probably just smiled and handed it back to you!
MyBloodSings 0
So, EITHER you forgot that you had **** in there or somebody just randomly put it in there in hopes you would be dumb enough NOT to check everything out thus taking it to a Mac store where they would find the **** and you would post it here on Fmylife. Hmmm.
chupacabra_fml 0
YDI 2 reasons: owning a mac, not thinking that one through
TheUnknown_fml 9
MAC is wayyyyy better than PC.
Paradoxasaurus 0
Why did you caps Mac? Lol, macfag can't even talk about the product correctly.