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Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9058) - you deserved it (53756)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

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