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Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17264) - you deserved it (2588)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

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Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

#3 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:07pm by Monikabug

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what's the problem? you should be like- Today, I got mugged. Luckily, I did not have anything valuable. Celebrate my life.

#13 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:17pm by FMLrockzdude

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