Riches to rags

By ashleeylynn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 671
You deserved it 4 040
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Top comments

Monikabug 9

Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

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Fminetoo 0

Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!

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BobbyLeez 0

Noooo take my money just don't take my free smoothie! It's the only thing I truly love.

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sabatical 0

you've been struck by a smoothie criminal. get it? haha.. ahh yea...

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erjaguam 0

lol. good one lol. I hope the mugger wore anti-gravity lean shoes

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sabatical 0

haha! makes moonwalking spoo much easier yow!

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sabatical 0

spoo? that was my iPod correcting me... spellcheck fail.

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Dismissal 4

GOD DAMN THEY GOT THE GOOD STUFF!! But FYL for getting mugged, that's gotta suck.

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bobbysnickers 0

i LOVE smoothies want me to list my favorite flavor? lol jk

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SuicideX 0

YDI, not because you were mugged, but because you're complaining about the fact that nothing of value was lost. Except the phone. My condolences.

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jyd62 0

well at least you didn't lose any money since it sounds like you are some deadbeat bum!!

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tails99177 0

I live u becasye that's the most Iportant thing in my wallet toooo. smoothies rock

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jake316 0

thats the most important thing. really,really, seriously

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