Riches to rags

By ashleeylynn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
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Monikabug 9

Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

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Fminetoo 0

Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!

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Comments

Trixies100 0

If she didn't have anything in her wallet the why steal it. Well unless you wanted a smoothie

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Giorgio272 2

rofl sucks to be a poor ugly and depresed bitch. go get some money honey from the man that knows how to kick it in the sack.

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loski87 4

well lucky for you you didn't have anything important in your wallet. so this is kind of bittersweet

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tease 0

not sure what is worst... that u got mugged or the fact that the only valubal thing you had is the smoothy card :$

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sergio50150 0

my homie is asking if any one wants to buy a phone or a nice wallet ???? =. )

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PMS_Queen 2

Lolz......FTL.......if that's all you had and (apparently) missing, then oh, well......joke's on them. Hang in there :)

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horoshak 0

I really can't tell if your joking. losing a phone that can be traced and losing a punch card... hmm... last week I got 100 bucks stolen while I was playing hockey. who cares

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