Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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Top comments
niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
Sirpaulie 0
yeah. that's what anyone who wasn't a pussy would say
ImaginaryFoe 1
And you would have proved it how? Unless you have the serial numbers committed to memory, I doubt many people would've believed you and returned it. I probably would have but I'm a softy. OP, time to buy a new wallet. How the bloody hell does $300 just fall out?
jpgray1982 0
I'm thinking that maybe he had a bunch of money, maybe after cashing a paycheck or something. He dropped $400, then sees $100 of it thinking "sweet more money". As it turned out it was his and someone else was finding the rest of it.
woofis 0
I agree with #2
pedopears 18
never keep so much money in your wallet, we have cards to avoid these situations! I thing YDI ...
spooner706 0
haha.
isabelle99_fml 0
oh thts bad luck
bustyboi 0
keep it.
mutantcow 0
oh the irony ;)
cadillackitty 0
snickers right, karma will always get ya
asianwolf 2
it would be stealing if he didn't report it to the police.
DerangedFox 0
That's not karma. It's irony.
niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Qwerty86 0
Ha, I know. I would be able to understand just falling out of the pocket but this must be some magic cash.
alleyx3 0
Go ask for it back? its yours
ilikepie789 0
hey #9 ur hot
alleyx3 0
gee.. thanks.
allen2020 0
i agree(:
tsoccerdude 0
not rele
hotscar 3
yeah really
XCaLX_fml 0
yes rele u meanie
JohnLovesFMLs 0
stop being a perv boy and stop hitting on people over the Internet.
asianwolf 2
I love it. there are actually people that are so desperate and low-lifed on fml that they try to hit on people on the Internet. seriously go hit on people at a bar or somewhere else.
MF12 0
I like your hair :)
ilikepie789 0
#1 shut up hes down $200
awkwardpalmtree 0
your not so lucky I suppose. atleast your not like the guy whose favorite color was camoflauge..
ilikepie789 0
that guy was awesome