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Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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I don't know about that guys. I'm thinking the FML is more that they acted like they were getting her the phone by giving her the box but didn't. She has obvious reason to be disappointed as opposed to them just saying no which would still disappoint but not half as much.

Wouldn't you be sad if you unwrapped a present and was all "OMG you got me the new *whatever*! You shouldn't have" Then you open it's..a Itunes card. As opposed to it just being "Wow, Itunes card, sweet!"

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:26pm by txgirl09

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That isn't funny. But a 10 dollar iTunes gift card is something. Something is better than nothing

#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:05pm by Suekoff16

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