Intimacy, Sex, Video games, Gamers and Painful: Heated gamer moment

Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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You deserved it 713

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 267

You deserved it 29 218

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 463

You deserved it 3 874

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 143

You deserved it 23 110

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 343

You deserved it 13 291

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 978

You deserved it 7 499

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 708

You deserved it 26 833

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 7 806

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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You deserved it 6 794

Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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You deserved it 462

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 10 543

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 1:01

I can't think of anything less hot than oral sex during a video game. People need to focus on one or the other -- it's a myth that they can multi-task.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 16 June 2022 0:56

Teabagging - You're doing it wrong.

Comments

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 16 June 2022 0:56

Teabagging - You're doing it wrong.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 1:01

I can't think of anything less hot than oral sex during a video game. People need to focus on one or the other -- it's a myth that they can multi-task.

Sbinkle1 4

Saturday 18 June 2022 21:03

Nope. One of the best moments is topping damage and winning an AV in wow while getting oral.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 5:11

Seems like a good idea, just the wrong genre of game.

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 16 June 2022 8:38

Yeah, you gotta do it during one of those “You won’t last 30 seconds playing THIS game” games.

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Friday 17 June 2022 22:07

Let a girl game in peace! Sometimes my BF just stands in the way of part of the TV, like 3 inches, where I cant see just part of my game and it is so distracting!