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Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 3:04pm - money - by notip (woman) - United States (California)

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Would've helped if he'd asked for the change while handing it over, rather than expecting you to be able to read his mind. I understand your confusion

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:32pm by TheGuyOverThere

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He's an asshole for not saying anything to you in the first place. I hate it when people do that.

#14 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:13pm by allie2590

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