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Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56255) - you deserved it (25734)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

#3 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:05pm by Bubs

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Yes, I'm sure that as you got the shit beaten out of you, you took out your measuring tape to record that this bum was 5'0, exactly.

#9 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:10pm by mootimee

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