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Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.
Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014