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Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

I agree, your life sucks (54523) - you deserved it (24916)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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