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Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

#5 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:06pm by MonkeySpeaks

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Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

#3 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:05pm by Bubs

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