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Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (6608)

On 09/14/2009 at 6:05am - money - by JhKhS (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

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