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Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (6851)

On 09/14/2009 at 6:05am - money - by JhKhS (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

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So get your money back.

#1 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:04pm by Witchcraft

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Somebody has to do it, might as well be me....

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This tortoise is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-TORTOISE!!

#4 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:09pm by therealmike

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